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A Medium Roast Flavored Coffee
S'MORES
Sitting around a campfire is one of the most relaxing activities
somebody can do, watching the flames dance and consume the logs. Now add
making a s'more. The anxiety of getting the marshmallow just right
before it bursts into flames and falls into the fire, being patient to
let things cool before letting what feels like liquid hot magma stick to
your mouth.
That's why we decided to make things easy and introduce you to a
naturally flavored medium roast that smells and tastes like a S'More.
Pair it with a light creamer or add a touch of caramel for an even more
tasteful cup of coffee.
A Medium Roast Flavored Coffee
Mammy's Pecan Pie
"When I was a young lad, I used to spend summers in Evergreen,
Louisiana with my great-grandmother whom we all called “Mammy.” My all
time favorite dessert was always her pecan pie, and no one else’s came
close. One day, I asked for her recipe, and like the mischievous old
lady she was, she laid a story on me about it being a “secret family
recipe.” I bought it, hook line and sinker, until I noticed her looking
up the recipe on a Karo corn syrup bottle. Mammy left us years ago, but I
still remember her sly smile, her sharp wit, and her love for feeding
her family."
- Phil Rabalais
MEDIUM ROAST
Uncle Randy's Front Porch
A front porch should be a place for stories, learning, enjoying the world around you, and coffee. If you ever get to enjoy the view from Uncle Randy's Front Porch, you'll understand why he's everybody's favorite Uncle. This coffee is a tribute to somebody who has left us all wanting to learn more. Thank you Uncle Randy!
Medium Roast
The Black Pumpkin
Can a coffee company even call itself a coffee company if it doesn't have a Pumpkin Spice Coffee? The answer is no. This all natural flavored coffee will bring the basic out in you.
Medium/Light Roast
F5
This single origin all natural Ethiopian bean is named after the largest tornado class due to how hard it hits. It will get your heart going and fill you full of energy for hours. The best part, it won't actually level your house like an actual F5 Tornado.
Single Shot Disaster Cups
Single use cups
35mm Disaster Shells
When you're away from your normal coffee machine and need a reload, it's always nice to have something on hand. With Disaster Shells you will always have a reload waiting. Whether you're at home or away, these little 35mm shells of liquid gold will get you through anything.
Loose Leaf Tea
Earl Grey Tea
Grey Man
Grey Man is a term that describes someone who looks average and unassuming, but is actually well-prepared for an emergency. Be prepared with this tea. Just please, don’t throw it into the harbor.
Jasmine Green Tea
EMP
This Jasmine Green Tea will relax you so much you’d think a nuke went off 2 miles over you.
Merch
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Mammy's Pecan Pie
Regular price $18.50 USDRegular priceMammy's Pecan Pie
Regular price $18.50 USDRegular priceMammy's Pecan Pie
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Pandemic - Dark Roast
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Uncle Randy's Front Porch - Medium Roast
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Uncle Randy's Front Porch
Regular price $19.00 USDRegular priceUncle Randy's Front Porch
Regular price $19.00 USDRegular priceUncle Randy's Front Porch
Regular price $19.00 USDRegular price
